Funny Camp Skits

Five people Four guys are sitting in a hospital waiting room. A nurse enters. “Hello Mr. Morrissey (or whatever name you want), I have great news! Your wife just gave birth to twins!” Mr. Morrissey jumps up and exclaims: “Wow, this is really funny, because I work as a talent agent for the Minnesota Twins!” and he exits. Time passes, …

4 campers You need two people to start with. Person 1 is on all fours (they will be the lawnmower). Person 2 is the person trying to mow the lawn. Person 2 pretends to “start” the lawn mower a few times. Person 1 makes noises like a lawnmower that won’t start. Choose some people from the audience to try to …

Line up by height, smallest boy last, group leader in front leading the singing. At irregular intervals between skits, when there is ALWAYS dead time, this group marches across the stage/camp fire area singing the appropriate verse of “The Ants Go Marching…”. (Try to time the marching so one verse lasts all the way across the stage) 1st time: The …

this is a great skit for counselors to do – adults are great as furniture. Camper #1 is a store Salesman Camper #2 is a Mother looking for a new couch Props needed: 3 chairs lined up, a bucket of water, bottle of ketchup, mustard and some other kinds of condiments. Jelly, soda, baking sprinkles, etc. Safe but messy lotions, …

Random works of art ; could be done by kids The scene is an art show where judges are inspecting several canvases that are on display. They comment on the brightness, color, technique, that is used on the different pictures. They select one for the prize and comment additionally on the genius, imagination, and the beauty of the picture. The …

Stage Left a Lone Camper comes running until he is in front of crowd Lone Scout, shouting as he runs-“ATTENTION, ATTENTION………..” (yelling this until in front of crowd.) (Lone Scout now stands in front of crowd) Person in Audience: “WHAT,WHAT,WHAT?” Person 2 In Audience: “What do you want?” Lone Camper- “I just wanted some attention”

Two of the people are standing pretending to play the violin. Larry and Bubba mosey up and one of them says, “Whatcha doin’?” Person playing the violin says “We are playing the violin” Larry: “Hi, I’m Larry and this is my cousin BUBBA we’re from Arkansas” Bubba: “Howdy do dah day!” Larry: “Whatcha playin’?” Violinist: “We are playing Mozart” Bubba: …

4 chairs. 4 willing volunteers. An audience with a good sense of humor. The Bachelor or the Bachelorette must guess who the other volunteers are pretending to be! This is a good group bonding activity. At the front of the room or on the stage there should be 4 chairs. 1. Pick 4 volunteers from the audience. You will need …

Two campers are walking through the woods. They come to a campsite and realize they only have a one person tent. With a little bit of bickering, they decide who will sleep in the tent and who will sleep on the ground. Both campers get comfortable and fall asleep. Four more campers (unseen to the audience and positioned one in …

A leader begins to explain how to lay a campfire. The leader decides to use members of the audience to represent different pieces of wood. The bonfire builders bring up various volunteers. Some of the volunteers are bunched in the center for tinder with others placed for kindling with the “big” logs stacked on top of each other in increasing …

1st camper walks out to the chair, takes his gum out of his mouth, places it on the back of the chair, and then walks off. 2nd camper walks out to the chair, leans his hand on the back, finds the gum on his hand, and totally disgusted wipes it on the seat of the chair and walks off. 3rd …

1st camper walks slowly along when all of a sudden 2nd camper (the bully) says give me all your money! 1st camper says NO! The 2nd camper pushes him and mugs him. The narrator speaks… “Have you been bullied? (1st scout nods) picked on, (nods) or mugged? (nods) Then you need ‘Bully Be Gone’… (Scout looks confused) Bully Be Gone, …

Person A asks Person B if they want to see the World’s Best Skit. Person B, of course, can’t wait to learn the skit. Person A tells Person B to act like a flower. They have some dialogue about what the ideal flower looks like. Person A (the Bee) then tells Person B (the flower) that they are going buzz …

two chairs two people To make the other person give up their seat. The skit starts with one person sitting on a bench at the bus stop. Another person comes up and tries to make the person uncomfortable so they will leave their seat. Once they have accomplished this, the person that was bothering the other person takes their place. …

two water bottles, any props you want (chairs, stools, ect..) Two people enter. One person wants to play a game and the other wants to be left alone. Something like this: (names chosen at random) Ann: Play a game with me! May: No it’s almost time for dinner. Ann: Please! I really want to play a game! (Ann continues to …

You need 5 people for this skit. it starts off with the mum: who is on the phone and is wondering asking we are her kids have you seen them ec. 1st kid: walks in say hey mum (mum hangs up angryly) mum: where have you been? 1st kid: throwing stones in the river ( 2nd kid walks in) mum: …

2 red ropes, table (for candy to sit on), You ask 2 or 3 volunteers (such as adults during family night) to come stand with their hands over their heads in an ‰ÛÏo‰Û shape next to a prop counter (box will do) in the candy store. A camper comes in and asks for a red rope (or any type of …

a box and an imagination to laugh! They are tasting cat pee after all! 4 or more people are waiting at the bus stop, one holding a box. The person holding the box says to the lady beside her “can you hold this for me? I just have to run to the bathroom”. The lady agrees and holds the box, …

Blanket, pitcher/glass of water 3 students to “be walked over” 1 Ringleader 3-10 students to line up under a blanket. 1 “audience volunteer” The ringleader introduces the skit as the Amazing Talented Caterpillar. The caterpillar “hesitantly” comes out on stage. The ringleader tells the audience how smart this caterpillar is, he can count to (say any number) the caterpillar stomps …

To set the skit, line four or five pairs of campers in a row. On person lies down on the ground with their knees bent, the other straddles their stomach with their legs behind. So, from the front it appears as if there is only one person there, when in fact there is a top person and a bottom person. …

The skit starts out, with 3 or 4 campers in a line and another camper (playing the hatchery owner) over on the other side of the stage. The first camper (playing the Farmer) in the line pretends to start a truck, and the whole group “drives” over to the hatchery owner. When they get there, the Farmer gets out of …

One person asks a volunteer from the crowd. An adult is best. Ask them to get down on all fours. The rest of the people in on the skit sit on chairs drinking cups of water. The person who asked for a volunteer yells out “CLOSING TIME”. Each person places their cup of water on the volunteers’ back and walks …

2 campers (a shopkeeper and assistant) enter from one side and another camper from the other side. The shopkeeper asks the 3rd camper, “Hey would you like to open a store?” The boy says “sure” and the Assistant grabs him roughly and carries him out of view. The Assistant comes back and a customer walks in and asks for an …

cup of water & a comb Set up a cup of water on one side of the stage. Have actors enter from the other side. The first person crawls in on his/her knees and falls down and pretends to die. The next person crawls in and says “water” “water” “water” and falls down and pretends to die. The third person …

The scene takes place in the waiting room of a doctor of contagious and communicable diseases, Dr. Ringworm, M.D. Have four chairs and a stand for magazines or books. In walks a person (a) with an itch which they scratch periodically in different places. They grab a magazine and attempt to read but they are disturbed periodically by their itch. …