Description
to do this skit you need 6 people, a narrator, three trees, a pink elephant, and a pink elephant catcher you also need a book and a blue sweatshirt for the elephant who should if possible be wearing pink (you can also have someone who plays grandma and runs in and catches the blue elephant in the last scene)
(Elephant catcher opens book and through out the narative acts out what the person is saying shaking his head when they say not ___that’s too ___ etc.
Narator: Okay so since you bought this book you are looking to catch a pink elephant, not blue elephants ANYONE CAN CATCH BLUE ELEPHANTS, MY GRANDMA CAN CATCH A BLUE ELEPHANT. So the first thing you need to do is wake up at 6:30 not 6:25 cause that’s too early, not 6:35 cause that’s too late. Then pre-heat your oven to 350 degrees not 300 cause that’s too cold not 400 cause that’s too hot Then mix your cake and bake for 32 minutes not 31 minutes cause the cake will be mushy and pink elephants can’t stand mushy cakes not 33 minutes cause then the cake will be burnt and pink elephants hate burnt cakes. When your cake is done take it out of the oven and cover it in butter cream frosting, Pink elephants hate butter cream then sprinkle it with raisins cause pink elephants love raisins. Now you’re ready to go to pink elephant land to get there you’ll have to go through blue elephant land but remember we’re not trying to catch a blue elephant, anyone can catch a blue elephant my grandma can catch a blue elephant then once you’re in pink elephant land lay the cake on the ground and hide behind a tree make sure the tree is the right size, if it’s too small the elephant will see you coming and run away if it’s too big you won’t see the elephant and all your work will be wasted. So then once you find your tree sit and wait soon enough an elephant will come and it will see the frosting and get mad cause pink elephants hate butter cream frosting. But then it will see the raisins and be happy, and it will eat the raisins and go away then you can go home and take a nap.(pink elephant catcher should look confused at the pint when the elephant goes away)
Then the next morning you need to wake up at 6:30 not 6:25 cause that’s too early, not 6:35 cause that’s too late. Then pre-heat your oven to 350 degrees not 300 cause that’s too cold not 400 cause that’s too hot Then mix your cake and bake for 32 minutes not 31 minutes cause the cake will be mushy and pink elephants can’t stand mushy cakes not 33 minutes cause then the cake will be burnt and pink elephants hate burnt cakes. When your cake is done take it out of the oven and cover it in butter cream frosting, Pink elephants hate butter cream then sprinkle it with raisins cause pink elephants love raisins. Now you’re ready to go to pink elephant land to get there you’ll have to go through blue elephant land but remember we’re not trying to catch a blue elephant, anyone can catch a blue elephant my grandma can catch a blue elephant then once you’re in pink elephant land lay the cake on the ground and hide behind a tree make sure the tree is the right size, if it’s too small the elephant will see you coming and run away if it’s too big you won’t see the elephant and all your work will be wasted. So then once you find your tree sit and wait soon enough an elephant will come and it will see the frosting and get mad cause pink elephants hate butter cream frosting. But then it will see the raisins and be happy, and it will eat the raisins and go away then you can go home and take a nap.(pink elephant catcher should look confused at the pint when the elephant goes away)
Then the next morning you need to wake up at 6:30 not 6:25 cause that’s too early, not 6:35 cause that’s too late and today is th day you are going to catch your elephant you can’t be late. Then pre-heat your oven to 350 degrees not 300 cause that’s too cold not 400 cause that’s too hot Then mix your cake and bake for 32 minutes not 31 minutes cause the cake will be mushy and pink elephants can’t stand mushy cakes not 33 minutes cause then the cake will be burnt and pink elephants hate burnt cakes. When your cake is done take it out of the oven and cover it in butter cream frosting, Pink elephants hate butter cream, but today don’t sprinkle it in raisins. Now you’re ready to go to pink elephant land to get there you’ll have to go through blue elephant land but remember we’re not trying to catch a blue elephant, anyone can catch a blue elephant my grandma can catch a blue elephant then once you’re in pink elephant land lay the cake on the ground and hide behind a tree make sure the tree is the right size, if it’s too small the elephant will see you coming and run away if it’s too big you won’t see the elephant and all your work will be wasted. So then once you find your tree sit and wait soon enough an elephant will come and it will see the frosting and get mad cause pink elephants hate butter cream frosting. And then it will realise there are no raisins and it will get madder and madder until it turns blue and anyone can catch a blue elephant my grandma can catch a blue elephant.
