Funny Camp Skits

“Corn” 2 staff members walk on stage, one with a push broom. S1: Hey, what are you doing? S2(sweeping): I’ve got to clean up all this corn. S1: What? Where did it come from? S2: The last skit!

Guy brought in – “I’m Innocent! I was just picking up pebbles on the beach!” Two or more are brought in with similar stories. Last person comes on stage dressed like a girl, saying, “Hi, I’m Pebbles”, in an alluring manner.

The first person of the team comes on stage crying. The next person comes out, asks the first one what’s the matter and the first one whispers in his ear. Then they both start crying, long and loud. Several others come out on stage, one at a time and repeat the same action. When everyone is on stage, crying, moaning, …

Tape and a long cord, preferably something that looks like a microphone cord … but rope works well. Camper 1- “Ladies and gentlemen! A bit of hush, come on now! Thank you! We have for you all a very special treat tonight. We have managed to get hold of some very rare dancing zebras from across the globe! And now …

Two or more people take part. The scene of the action can take place in any location; the city, the country, the woods, etc. While walking along, one person excitedly exclaims, “Whoa, cool, wow, neat! (or any similar exclamation) did you see that?” Another person who remains clueless for the entire skit acts like they didn’t see the object or …

Spoon or ladle Big pot Sign Table Not to go overboard with camper personalities, to stress the humor that the campers were drinking dirty water. The counselor walks on the stage with a big pot, sets it down on a table along with a spoon or ladle, and sets up a “Back in 5 min” sign before walking offstage. A …

3-4 campers are on stage and they call up an unknowing volunteer from the audience. They tell the volunteer that they are going to have a mooing contest and these are the rules: Each person in the group has to yell MOO as loud as they can on the count of three. Whoever is heard above the rest will win. …

First guy brings in a stool, puts it down, and then leaves. Next guy brings in a can of coca cola, puts it on the stool, and then leaves. Next guy opens the can of coke, puts it back on the stool, and then leaves. Next guy drinks the whole can of coke, and then leaves. Next guy takes the …

A box or set of chairs (just something to make a sales counter) Camper 1: (stands behind box) Camper 2: (walks in stands in front of box) Got any duck food? Camper 1: No this is a hardware store. We don’t sell duck food. Camper 2: (Leaves and re-enters & walks up to counter) Got any duck food? Camper 1: …

to do this skit you need 6 people, a narrator, three trees, a pink elephant, and a pink elephant catcher you also need a book and a blue sweatshirt for the elephant who should if possible be wearing pink (you can also have someone who plays grandma and runs in and catches the blue elephant in the last scene) (Elephant …

A stick The elevator operator moves the stick and opens the elevator door while shouting “First floor…Lobby” One or two campers enter the elevator, and the operator moves the stick to close the door. As the elevator moves from floor to floor, the passengers bounce up and down while repeating the phrase “Come on, Ten” The elevator stops the elevator …

Camp Counselor: Today, let’s take turns and tell how we can help to conserve energy in our homes. Camper 1: I know a good way. My mom doesn’t use her clothes dryer as much as she used to. She uses a new solar energy device called a clothesline and hangs her laundry outside to dry in the sunshine. Camper 2: …

Sheet, Cup of water, pebble, big rock, twig, log, 5 campers #1: My name is (insert name, could be a made up name or the name of a staff member). I am the wonderful inventor of this here wonderful invention, my enlargement machine. Step right up and throw something in to be enlarged. “Machine” is whatever contraption you can make …

To make the audience laugh. The first person whispers in the next person’s ear and the second person says “EEEEEW!” and then the third person says “What?” and then it keeps going till the end of the line. Then the last person says “EW!” and spits on the floor. (If you don’t get it, everyone spit in the next person’s …

The firing squad marches the prisoners to a spot to be executed. They line up the prisoners and ask the 1st prisoner if he has any last requests. The prisoner replies no. The firing squad then follows the commands that are announced, “Ready…Aim…” At this point the 1st prisoner points behind the squad and yells “hurricane!” The firing squad turns …

Bag of Popcorn or Chips One stick of gum A soda Entertain large groups of campers This is best done with the counselors or staffers of a camp and is used to entertain the campers. Have at least ten counselors or staffers line up across the front of a stage or in a row of chairs, leaving a little bit …

Campers stand in a line. First camper scratches, then second on down the line, last camper feels it and says “Oh there you are Marvin, I’ve been looking all over for you. You’ve got to stop hopping around, Marvin!‰Û (Camper acts as though Marvin has hopped away) ‰ÛÏYou come back here!‰Û (Goes out into the audience looking and touching people) …

3 counselors, 2 water bottles This skit will need three counselors. The first counselor talks to the crowd and tells them you have a really fun game to play and you need a volunteer. You have your second counselor in the audience and call them to come up front. The first counselor describes to the other very excited counselor that …

Two counselors (or campers) sit on a bench and start talking about how dry, itchy, and bug bitten their skin is. One claims that the best choice of treatment is marshmallow fluff and begins to rub the substance all of their arms and legs… the second claims that jelly is better and does the same thing. The whole time they …

none. to get the audience grossed out. one person walks on stage and notices a fly. they swat it and say, “gotcha!” or another thing. then a person walks up and says” cool a fly! i’ll take it’s wings!” they pretend to pluck off the wings. others involved in the skit notice the fly and take it’s arms/legs/head/wings.it does not …

Camper walks in acting like he is swatting flies. Narrator: What are you doing? Camper: Hitting flies. Narrator: Did you Get any? Camper: Yeah 5. 3 boys and 2 girls. Narrator: How can you tell if they were boys or girls? Camper: I got the 3 boys from the remote control and the 2 girls on the phone.

The teacher teaches a student his new word -“yes.” After a bit of practice pronouncing it he goes off into the real world. He is confronted by bullies who ask him “Do you wanna get pounded?” The student politely answers “Yes!” The bullies ask “Are you sure?” The student again replies “Yes!” The bullies then beat him up with the …

A person finds a four leaf clover. He feels sure that it will bring him good luck. Another person runs into him. They accuse each other of running into each other. They start hitting each other. A policeman comes along, the other guy accuses the lucky person. The lucky person is hauled off to jail. The lucky person reappears, disgruntled …

Cast: Pedestrian 1, Pedestrian 2, Stranger 1,2,3, more if needed. The two pedestrians walk down the street. Pedestrian 1: Here watch this, I can walk up to anybody and greet them by their first name. Pedestrian 2: Prove it. Pedestrian 1 walks up to stranger 1 and while shaking hands he/she looks on shirt tag. Pedestrian 1: Hi,(make up name …

A tarp to hold up 4 to 9 people are standing on the other side of a fence all looking through a small hole and chanting “3, 3, 3!” One boy walks in the picture (on the other side of the fence) and asks, “What are you all looking at?” One kid says “Come here and look”, and when the …