Funny Camp Skits

A tarp to hold up 4 to 9 people are satnding on the other side of a fence all looking through a small hole and cahnting “3, 3, 3!” One boy walks in the picture (on the other side of the fence) and asks, “What are you all looking at?” One kid says “Come here and look”, and when the …

Two guys start a ghost catching business. They go to this house and can’t get rid of the ghost. They try using all kinds of special equipment, but the ghost (who the ghost catchers pretend that can’t see, but can hear), laughs and moves around the opposite side of the stage making noises, etc. Finally, one of the guys sings …

Two sheets, two pitchers of water, classical music (tape), and a tape player. The two actors walk to the front of the stage, wearing the sheets as togas. For added effect, they may be wearing their swim trunks underneath along with hiking boots and mismatched socks, or a crown of leaves. One announces, in the most sarcastically sophisticated voice he …

A man sits down in a restaurant and orders a hamburger. The waiter brings out his hamburger. The man starts eating his hamburger and finds a hair in it; complains to waiter and another one is brought out. The second hamburger has a hair in it and is taken back. The third hamburger also has a hair in it. The …

A boy comes out and says something like, “Hic – I can’t -Hic – get rid of these Hic-ups”. Another person comes out and asks what wrong. He is told and yells “BOO!” to help the boy get rid of his hiccups. It didn’t work. Several more people try various methods to get rid of the hiccups and they all …

cup of water or a water bottle and chair good for entertaining campers while waiting for an activity to begin. To staff memebers walk forward. Staff 1 says to staff 2 ‘do you want to play a game?” staff 2 ‘sure’ etc. staff 1 has staff 2 sit in a the chair and tell them that the game is called …

Leader says she wants to have a Spanish Horse race. Each person gets a horse’s name in Spanish. Fernando, Maria, Carlos, Jose…etc. One unknowing (but good humored) camper is given the name: Hay Varded (pronounced I VARDED). Each camper is told they should say their name as fast as they can and whoever can do it the fastest wins. It …

4-8 counsellors who have not done the skit before a chair in the center of the stage (camp fire space) You need to have one seat in front of the audience. Choose 4-8 counselors and explain to them off-stage that they need to mime an action such as washing dishes, driving a car, riding on a roller coaster, swimming, riding …

Bushes made from poster board, and pizza boxes The first camper comes out and walks around ‘stalking’ something (think Elmer Fudd “hunting wabbits”). The 2nd camper comes out and asks what he’s doing. 1st camper says shhhh – I’m hunting my favorite thing for Thanksgiving dinner. 2nd camper asks if he can help. 1st camper says sure. Both campers continue …

Required: 3 scouts or 2 scouts and adult Preparation:One scout or adult offstage playing God’s voice. 2 scouts are ice fishermen and they walk to center stage. Ole: Sven dies looks like a got spot. Sven: Yaw, Ole, let’s start here, den. (Sven starts using a manual ice drill to cut through the ice.) God’s Voice (from off stage, very …

Have a camper (Igor) stand in front of the audience and three others stand aside. The 1st camper walks up to Igor and Igor asks if he wants to buy brains. Campers asks for some candy and he yells “GO AWAY!” The 2nd camper walks up to Igor and Igor asks if he wants brains. Camper asks for soda (any …

The setting can be either a king or a boss in his office who beckons to a courtier or assistant that he wants his royal or important papers. The person runs in with a sheath of papers, the king or boss quite agitated tosses them aside and demands that they bring him his important papers. Other people bring in other …

People and a Watch 5 or more people are sitting on a bench with their right leg crossed. The person at the end of the bench says to the person beside him “Is it time yet?” That person says the same to the next person, who says it to the next person until the message gets to the last person …

3 people skit, watch (better if there is one) This is a very funny skit. Have 3 people, (little Bob, middle Bob, and big Bob) sit near each other, with their right leg propped up on their left leg. This is the key. It’s better to use an accent of some language, or cowboy accent to make it effective. Steps: …

A camper comes onto the stage frantically and says “It’s all around me, it’s all around me!!” In time, a camp counselor yells “What’s all around you?” The camper replies “My belt!”

Characters: 3-5 ‘inmates,’ jailer, and a new inmate. Jailer (as he escorts the new inmate to his cell) OK, here is your new home. Don’t expect to get out anytime soon !! (Jailer laughs maniacally as he leaves.) Inmates taunt new inmate. After a few moments of silence … Inmate 1 (yells): Five !! (Other inmates laugh hysterically while new …

2 chairs At least 2 campers – can switch King Ooga Boogas between volunteers Wet sponges A sheet To entertain Get 3-4 volunteers from the crowd and have them leave the room. Explain to the audience that whatever happens to the volunteers before, they cannot give it away to those who come after. Then introduce a camper under a sheet …

Four pans of water Pick three people out of the audience and get them to pretend that one is the pilot one is the navigator and one is the rear gunner of a Lancaster Bomber. You then need four more volunteers to be the engines. They are flying back from a bombing raid when the enemy fire hits one of …

This is a fun skit. It gets a few people invloved without any rehearsing. The person who ends up being the “Big Jerk” needs to be someone that everyone knows well, and someone the crowd will enjoy seeing a joke played on him. Explain to the campers that it is spring and you need to get the lawnmower out of …

tabe, 3 glasses half filled with water One person stands behind the table, while the other three are off stage. The person behind the table yells,”Lemonade, Lemonade just 10 cents a cup” First person walks up to the table, “Yes, I’ll have some. (takes a sip) Excellent! Where does it come from?” “Sydney” 1st person walks off stage (Repeat for …

4 tables; 4 boxes; 4 table cloths; lion, tiger and bear stuffed animals; pie tin & whip cream. You need 4 tables, 4 boxes, 4 table cloths that cover to the floor and some stuffed animals; a lion, a tiger and a bear. The leader of the skit says they need 3 volunteers. The first two volunteers do not know …

An empty bucket, some beanie babies or fish props. Campers walk on one by one. The camper by the bucket asks what they found fishing. The campers drop the beanie babies into the bucket, dramatically announce how big their fish was, and stand beside the first camper. The last camper is dragging the leader behind her, and announces all she …

The scene is a bridge where a very depressed reporter is about to jump off (the end of the stage or a platform could be the end of the bridge). The reporter says that he has had it, he can’t get a big story, he’s all washed up and wants to end it all. He calls out, one, two, swinging …

Sergeant is drilling a group of uniformed men, who are a pretty sloppy lot – shoestrings untied, shirt tails out, collars unbuttoned, hats at odd angles etc. Sergeant drills in a march, but they go in the wrong directions, trip while turning, and so on. Finally, he has of the group marching left and the other half marching right. He …

Child is told to clean room. The child hates to clean his room so he gets out his book of magic spells and use one ‰ÛÏHocus Pocus‰Û to clean the room. Unfortunately, the room gets worse with clothes etc. thrown in from offstage. This happens again twice. The child decides he might as well clean up this mess without magic …