Funny Camp Skits

water Have a camper standing behind a table as a prop for a sink, with a cup and a bottle. Camper 1: Time for mouthwash! (Pretends to pours mouthwash from bottle into cup. Pours ‰ÛÏmouthwash‰Û into mouth.) Camper 2 (walks on stage): Where’s the last of the mouthwash? (Notices that Scout 1 is using it.) Camper 2: Can I use …

The announcer makes a flowery introduction about how fortunate the audience is to have the opportunity to hear a splendid vocal group about to perform. After the introduction, the group marches onto stage and lines up across the front. The announcer states that their first number will be that appealing ballad “The Little Lost Sheep”. Following a short musical introduction, …

Tom (bursts into the store): Guess what! I left my wife reading the three little pigs and yesterday she gave birth to triplets! Friend #1: Wow, that’s amazing! Congratulations! Dick: Guess what I left my wife reading snow white and the seven dwarfs and she gave birth to 7 kids! Harry: Good lord! I left my wife reading Ali Babba …

The scene is an emergency room at a hospital. The nurse is totally self-absorbed, combing hair, looking in mirror etc. A camper runs in, dressed as a skier with a pole stuck in his/her stomach (a branch could be used also for a hiker). Patient is screaming in agony. The nurse insists that she must ask him some questions before …

One camper is the ring master, who presents “Nuts! The Amazing Performing Elephant!” Two campers enter under a sheet. The first camper holding their arm out as a trunk. The second is holding a spray bottle but the audience shouldn’t see this. The ring master says “Nuts can perform all sorts of tricks! She can dance, jump and stand on …

Players are pretending that they are riding a bus. There is a bus driver and several passengers. Every time the bus stops, the passengers hold their nose, coughs, etc. looking at a specific passenger as they get off the bus. The bus driver complains to the offensive passenger that he is driving everyone off his bus. The passenger says that …

In the middle of singing a song or other performance, a person wearing two coats, holding a paint bucket, paint brush, and a step ladder pushes through the crowd. He excuses himself saying he is a painter and needs to paint the next room. The leader asks him why he is dressed for winter. The painter replies that he was …

A counselor is standing alone on stage looking at his/her watch, when finally a camper comes along. The counselor asks where he/she has been, and the camper replies, “Throwing pebbles in the lake.” This occurs a few more times as more campers come along and say that they, too, were “Throwing pebbles in the lake.” A soaking wet camper eventually …

Pebbles needs to be soaking wet when she enters. To be funny! There is a classroom with a teacher and students. One at a time, 3 students come in late and say “I was throwing pebbles in the lake!” and sits down. Then a girl soaking wet comes into the classroom. The teacher says “Hello! You must be the new …

A sales manager is trying to teach a salesman how to sell. The manager tells the trainee to listen to him carefully and he will teach him how to sell. He gives him the following instructions: 1) Hold pencils in your hand and say, “Pencils for sale.” Practice saying that. 2) Next people will ask how much they are so …

4-10 Group members (same # as volunteers) 4-10 Volunteers (same # as group members) One large glass of ice water for each group member. One penny for each volunteer. You should have a group of at least 4-5 people who will be doing the skit. Naturally, make sure they know exactly what is going on ahead of time. Give each …

This skit requires pie plates, shaving cream, towels, 3 plastic raincoats, or something similar (i.e. plastic bags). At least five people need to be involved. There is the narrator, the three members of the pie in the face team, and the person(s) who delivers the pies to the pie in the face team. This skit works best if everyone in …

Pilot and control tower voice are located on opposite sides of the stage area. An out of sight on the pilot’s side makes engine noises. Another person starts the skit by saying, “I think that there is a plane overhead.” PILOT (yelling loudly): “Pilot to control tower – “I’m coming in. Give me landing instructions!” CONTROL TOWER (in loud monotone …

The scene is set with an umpire, a catcher, a pitcher, first baseman, second baseman and third baseman. The players run out to their positions, start talking and acting like they’re ready to play ball. The Umpire tells the players to play ball. Then the pitcher looks around with a worried expression and starts to cry. The catcher goes out …

Long piece-o-rope All of the campers (except the one with the rope) line up in a straight line facing the audience. Then from off stage, the camper with the rope walks right in front of them pulling the rope behind him. Well he keeps on doing this, while the campers in the line are looking puzzled and confused, snickering at …

Four or more campers stand around in a group. The audience should be told that they are raisins in a bowl of Raisin Bran. They all start singing, “Oh, its the raisins that make the Raisin Bran so great, o yea”. They keep repeating it until another scout runs onto the stage with their hands held above their head in …

1 camper is a doctor in his office. The other two campers are sleeping under the “stars”. Two campers are sleeping peacefully when one of them jumps up and screams “AHHHH, I’ve been bitten by a rattle snake on the bum”. Second camper: “Hold on I’ll go find out what to do”(runs/calls to doctor) Second camper: (talking to doctor) “Doctor, …

Two guys enter a greasy spoon type of restaurant that has a waiter and a grill cook with a stained apron. The cook says that all they have is soup and a hot dog. The first man says he will take the soup and the other man says he wants the same. The cook tells them if one wants the …

There is a chief who is handing out forks spoons and knives and plates to a group of campers. The first camper asks, “Can I get a fork please?” The chief replies “Sure here you go.” Then the camper asks “How did you get it so clean?” The chief replies, “River water.” You do this with at least 3 more …

Two campers stand in front of the group and start playing rock, paper, scissors both choosing rock each time. A third camper runs on stage and says, “You need to come up with a skit, fast,” and then runs off. One camper says to the other, “You do it!” The other camper remarks, “No you do it!” (Both start to …

The skit starts with two campers walking onto the center of the stage. They agree that they should camp in this spot for the night. When they lay down, the Rough Riders in different parts of the camp yell: Rough Rider #1: From the North! Rough Rider #2: From the East! Rough Rider #3: From the South! Rough Rider #4: …

Campers sit in a line. The camper at one end turns to the camper next to him/her and screams “Would you please pass the salt!” Campers pass this exclamation down the line. The camper at the other end screams back, “What!?!” which gets passed all the way back in the other direction. This type of exchange goes back and forth …

There are two people a councler and a kid. they are walking along and kid sits down. the kid is watching something councler:come on. I’m hungry let’s go kid: a worm councler: just come on kid: pick up the worm councler:no just come on kid:(makes a pop sound and pretends to pick up the worm) councler: if I pick it …

This skit can be played by just one person, or you can use two. A person in battle dress falls on the ground moaning that he is about to die. The orderly kneels over him frantically trying to record his name for the records. He keeps on asking his name, but he is in too much pain to bother with …

A bucket, water, and some willing actors/actresses. To give the illusion there really is some sort of spit flying through the air and landing in the bucket, and to surprise/cool down and audience. 🙂 You will need at least 3 people for this skit. To start off, one person challenges the group to a spitting contest. The second(and third, fourth, …