Funny Camp Skits

A bucket, water, and some willing actors/actresses. To give the illusion there really is some sort of spit flying through the air and landing in the bucket, and to surprise/cool down and audience. 🙂 You will need at least 3 people for this skit. To start off, one person challenges the group to a spitting contest. The second(and third, fourth, …

5 or 6 counselors, one playing Aquaman, tour guide, and tourist, the others playing random superheros. Place four to seven counselors in a line facing the audience. Have each choose a superhero (Incredible Hulk, Superman, The Flash, etc.). They all need to have one arm raised that will act as the lever, which when pulled the counselor does the action …

A simple trophy cut out of cardboard. Can be labeled “Bravest Camper Award” ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, today we have with us the bravest camper in the world. Lets meet him (or her, of course). BRAVE CAMPER: [camper steps up and takes a bow] ANNOUNCER: Folks, lets see how brave he really is. Here comes Dracula, a blood thirsty fiend. …

A small branch You can do this skit as one act or bits and pieces as a running act between other performances. The look-out, or sentry, comes running up to the camp fire director yelling “Lieutenant, Lieutenant, the Infantry is coming, the Infantry is coming, the Infantry is five miles away!” Lieutenant responds with “Fine, keep me updated on the …

This skit doesn’t have to be done with makeup… any routine will do… such as getting ready in the morning. One person sits on a bench while a partner hides behind them. The first person’s arms are behind him/her, and the partner inserts their arms under the first persons’ arms. In other words, the person on the bench is doing …

There once was a medieval village named Trinsic. This village was being terrorized by a vile monster, the Medicrin. Each night, the Medicrin would stalk down from the hills, and devour one of the villagers. The terrified villagers called a meeting, and decided to pool their money together to hire the great hero Erik. Erik came and listened to the …

4 scouts – Reporter, Robber, Basketball player, Clown. 1 large log – to pretend it is the egde of a cliff. Reporter walks on stage and stand behind the log. REPORTER – I haven’t had a good story in ages and my boss said if I don’t get one today I’m fired. I’m not going to get one, so I’m …

Camper 1 should have a decent sized piece of a greenish/yellow fruit roll-up laying on their skin – “the scab”. Camper 2 should be sitting next to Camper 1 – repeatedly pointing to scab and whispering/poking at it to Participant 1. Camper 2 should increase the frequency and/or urgency of their interest/poking/eyeing of the “scab” to the great distress and …

A decorated stick 2 buckets (one for rocks, one for water) Water A few rocks A branch of a tree with the leaves intact Have two volunteers hold up a blanket or sleeping bag and stand in front of the audience. Tell the audience that the stick that you are holding is a magic weather stick, and it can predict …

Have one person beneath a blanket, and one person announcing that under it is the world’s ugliest man, who is so ugly that anyone who sees him dies. Have two people come up and look under the blanket and fall over, “Dead”. have a third person look under the blanket, and have the person under the blanket die.

Three guys all bandaged up and smeared with dirt and blood come dragging into the meeting with the disbelieving tail about the fantastic battle that they had just gone through. “What a battle, what fantastic odds, we never should have attempted it in the first place, 3 against a 1000, unbelievable!” Really ham it up… Finally, one guy says, “Yeah …

A cup, 2 plates, a fork or spoon Camper comes along and explains he has been hiking for hours and asks you for a drink. Give the cup to the camper. The camper says, “Wow, this is really clean” You reply by saying, “As clean as 3 rivers can get it” Camper 2 comes in and explains that he needs …

This skit is best done by brave counselors to an audience of shocked campers… although it would work with anyone who was willing. Any number of people are asleep on the ground. There is a toothbrush, some toothpaste, and a glass of water nearby. One person yells to another in the group that they need to get up for some …

Several people, one of which doesn’t mind getting wet. This can be done with a cabin of children or with a group staff. One person is a teacher. The teacher walks into the classroom and the bell rings(someone can make this sound)”Where are my students?” The students begin to slowly enter the room. They can be different stereotypes.( Preppy, jock, …

Equipment log and two campers and a long peice of rope This skit should be done in the woods… While camp director is talking about something (such as telling the title of another skit) two campers interrupt him and say “We have been at camp for a long time, so we know these skits already and we found a tree …

2 police officers begin by saying that there has been a robbery and they have to play the tape to find the culprits. The police officers pretend to play a tape and watch a fake tv screen. The pickpockets and victim walk out on stage coming from opposite directions and bump into each other and keep walking. The police officers …

Sleeping bag, large blanket, or sheet to completely cover the “monster”. To play a fun prank on a fellow counselor. The scene begins with a counselor dragging a sleeping bag (with another counselor inside) out in front of the campers and announces that they have captured the biggest, meanest, ugliest monster behind the girls’ cabins. The counselor begins to describe …

A blanket, people, and lots of personality! : ) A person stands with a blanket covering them. A counselor yells something like, “come see the ugliest person ever!” Every time people look under the blanket (without the audience seeing) they pretend to faint in disgust. When the last person looks under, the ugly person under the blanket pretends to faint. …

Basket, underwear A camper is sitting on a basket. Another camper comes up and says, “Whats under there?” The first camper replies, “Underwear.” The 2nd camper reaffirms, “Under there?” while pointing to the basket. The first camper, on the basket says, “Underwear!” The second camper, exasperated, runs off stage. The first camper gets up off the basket, holds up the …

The ‰ÛÏcast members‰Û line up facing the audience. They lean forward and then take a step and act as if they have just fallen into a new world. They look around trying to figure out where there they are. To paint the scene for the audience they name some of the things in the scene (of course these things are …

3 campers lay on the ground, side by side, pretending to be asleep. The 4th camper (acting as the camp counselor) stands by the group. The camper laying the furthest away rolls over the two campers and asks the counselor if he can go wee. The counselor says, “No, now go back to sleep.” Then he rolls back over. He …

First boy, standing center stage, looking at ground. Second camper comes in, asks: “What are you doing?” First camper: “I’m trying to figure out what kind of tracks these are.” Second camper: “They look like wolf tracks to me. Third camper joins group: “What are you doing?” First camper: “I’m trying to figure out what kind of tracks these are.” …

Camper walks onto stage looking up. Second camper walks on stage, looks at first boy, then faces audience and looks up. Third camper walks on stage, looks at second and first campers, faces audience and looks up. Continues until final camper walks up to the others, looks at each of them, then faces audience and looks up. After a second, …

handkerchiefs 1st camper: Enters the stage, looks around and begins to cry. 2nd camper: Enters the stage, asks the first camper, “What’s wrong?” 1st camper: Whispers in his ear (what ever you want) and both begin to cry. 3rd camper: Enters the stage, and asks, “What’s wrong?” Each subsequent camper comes in and asks campers already on stage, who whispers …

stick General: Welcome to the world’s finest recruiting barracks! (last recruit in line sneezes) General: Who sneezed? (goes up to the first recruit) did you sneeze? Recruit 1: NO, I was tying my shoe! (General takes stick and hits the recruit, who then falls to the ground!) (This continues down the line) General says to last guy in line: Did …