Description
Pretend you are on a ship. Person A is the captain. They stand in the middle of the stage waiting for person 2.
Person 2: runs on stage. “captain! Captain! We have spotted an enemy ship ahead!”
Person 1: “how many men, how many guns?”
Person 2: “50 men, 50 guns, sir!”
Person 1: “we can take them!”
Both people pretend to shoot while making gunshot noises.
Person 1: “see? Wasn’t that hard. Told you we could take them!”
Person 2 runs off stage, and returns a few seconds later.
Person 2: “captain! Captain! We have spotted another enemy ship ahead!”
Person 1: how many men, how many guns?”
Person 2: “150 men, 150 guns!”
Person 1: “this is gonna be a tough one. Bring me my red jacket. I don’t want my men to see me bleed.”
Person 2: “yes sir!” Runs off stage, then returns and pretends to hand person 1 a jacket.
Both people pretend to shoot while making gunshot noises, like before.
Person 1: “phew, that was a tough one. Take my red coat.”
Person 2 takes the imaginary coat and runs off stage. They return seconds later.
Person 2: “captain, we have spotted a whole fleet of enemy ships ahead!”
Person 1: “how many men, how many guns?”
Person 2: “500 men, 500 guns!”
Person 1 takes a deep breath. “Bring me my yellow pants.”
