Walk-on Camp Skits

Alright, so this sounds really lame, but it grows on you when you see the looks of bewilderment on the audiences faces. Have a staff member stand in the middle of the stage and… count. Yes, count. Count to 30, 50, 100. Then walk off the stage. The end. Trust us.

You need three people, any gender. They can be campers or everyday people. Person #1 (Kristy): Oh my gosh Lauren! I really need your help! Person #2 (Lauren): Kristy, relax! What happened? Person #1 (Kristy): I need your medic skills! I hurt myself! Person #2 (Lauren): Okay Kristy, in what way? Person #1 (Kristy): When I press my stomach it …

Jack is an imaginary person Have several campers walk onto stage laughing, and then one says, “Hey, let’s toss Jack up in the air on the blanket!” All the other campers surround the blanket and then start tossing ‘Jack’ into the air. They throw him higher and higher 3 times. On the fourth time, they pretend that Jack doesn’t come …

A large jacket or sweatshirt Two campers wearing the same jacket (one camper’s arm in one sleeve, the other’s arm in the other sleeve) walk on stage. Another camper yells “Hey! What are you doing!” The campers yell back “One size fits all!”

After a staff member skit, or a bad joke by an adult, a camper runs on stage, and looks around, saying “where is it? I can’t find it! Where is it?” A camper of stage then says, ‰ÛÏWhat is it? What are you looking for?” The camper on stage says “the punch line!”

Empty propane tank Campers sit in a circle, passing the propane bottle back and forth. The counselor asks, “Hey, what are you guys doing?” The campers respond “Passing Gas!”

A rope Between skits, a camper walks across the stage dragging a rope behind him. MC asks “Why are you dragging that rope?” Camper replies “Ever see someone push a rope?”

Camp Director: And now it’s time to make a spot announcement. (Dog barks from the audience.) Thank you, Spot.

During the campfire, while the “host” or “MC” is in front talking about the next act, or talking about anything really, a counselor walks through the crowd appearing as if he is throwing something and spreading it out (sort of like if you were planting grass). The host/MC the asks the counselor what on earth they are doing, the counselor, …

In between acts during a show, have two campers or two counselors repeatedly run through the stage screaming, one person chasing the other. The chaser holds a bat or stick and wears a funny piece of clothing, such as a grass skirt. The person being chased just has to make a show of screaming and running for his life. After …

Two campers on stage talking about last night’s events. From off stage someone starts screaming “They’re after me, they’re after me!” The two campers on stage look around wondering what’s going on. The screaming camper runs on stage and tries to hide behind the other campers who move out from his way, all the time still screaming, ”They’re after me!!” …

Ball The camper comes in front of the group and starts throwing the ball into the air. He does this until the camp director asks the question, “What are you doing?” At which time the camper replies “Throwing Up!”