Fast Pizza Song

This is repeat after me song
Eat!
Eat a!
Eat a lot!
Of pi-zza!
Eat a lot of eat a lot of eat a lot of pi-zza!
No no don’t eat the pizza!
Pizza’s got a lot of spicy pepperoni.
Pizza’s got a lot of hot and spicy pepperoni on it, got a lot of hot and spicy peperoni on the top!
(I sometimes break this into two lines for campers, but I learned it as one line)
That was really nothing (this is always at normal speed)
We can do it faster!
(repeat faster until everyone is laughing. If your kids get frustrated instead, I tried with other adjectives. We can do it higher, we can do it angrier, etc)
The “hot and” is pronounced so it rhymes with “a lot of” a lot uh and hot uh. It’s chanted not sung.