Requirements
Objective
Description
This is a repeat song. There is one leader and it is done in front of an audience. It is helpful if there are people who know the entire sequence in the audience so they can help the strugglers along. This is how it goes:
Leader: One Head…
All: Repeats
Leader: One Head, Two Ducks…
All: Repeats
Leader: One Head, Two Ducks, Three Squawking Geese…
All: Repeats
Leader: One Head, Two Ducks, Three Squawking Geese, Four Olympic Oysters…
All: Repeats
Leader: One Head, Two Ducks, Three Squawking Geese, Four Olympic Oysters, Five Corpulent Porpoises…
All: Repeats
Leader: One Head, Two Ducks, Three Squawking Geese, Four Olympic Oysters, Five Corpulent Porpoises, Six Pairs of Don Winkle’s Tweezers…
All: Repeats
Leader: One Head, Two Ducks, Three Squawking Geese, Four Olympic Oysters, Five Corpulent Porpoises, Six Pairs of Don Winkle’s Tweezers, Seven Thousand Macedonians Dressed in Full Battle Array (triumphant UH!)…
All: Repeats
Leader: One Head, Two Ducks, Three Squawking Geese, Four Olympic Oysters, Five Corpulent Porpoises, Six Pairs of Don Winkle’s Tweezers, Seven Thousand Macedonians Dressed in Full Battle Array (triumphant UH!), Eight Brass Monkeys from the Ancient Sacred Crypts of Egypt…
All: Repeats
Leader: One Head, Two Ducks, Three Squawking Geese, Four Olympic Oysters, Five Corpulent Porpoises, Six Pairs of Don Winkle’s Tweezers, Seven Thousand Macedonians Dressed in Full Battle Array (triumphant UH!), Eight Brass Monkeys from the Ancient Sacred Crypts of Egypt, Nine Sympathetic Diabetic Old Men on Roller Skates with an Apathy Towards Want and Procrastination…
All: Repeats
Leader: One Head, Two Ducks, Three Squawking Geese, Four Olympic Oysters, Five Corpulent Porpoises, Six Pairs of Don Winkle’s Tweezers, Seven Thousand Macedonians Dressed in Full Battle Array (triumphant UH!), Eight Brass Monkeys from the Ancient Sacred Crypts of Egypt, Nine Sympathetic Diabetic Old Men on Roller Skates with an Apathy Towards Want and Procrastination, Ten Lyrical Spiritual Demons from the Deepest Depths of Darkest Death All at the SAME TIME!!!
All: Repeats
By the end, most often people can’t keep up so you only have the few people who already know it by heart reciting the entire thing while everyone looks uncertainly around while mumbling and pretending they know how it goes! It’s a blast and a hoot rolled into one!
