Tarzan (different version)

Description

Tarzan

Swinging on a Rubberband

Tarzan

Smashed into a frying pan

Now Tarzan’s got a tan

Jane

Flyin in her airplane

Jane

Smash into a freeway lane

Now Jane’s got a pain

Now Tarzan’s got a tan

Rhonda

Drivin’ in her Honda

Rhonda

Crashed into a ponda

Now Rhonda has no Honda

Now Jane’s got a pain

Now Tarzan’s got a tan

Cheetah

Rockin’ to the beeta

Cheetah

Got eaten by amoeba

Now Cheetah’s got no beeta

Now Rhonda’s got no Honda

Now Jane’s got a Pain

Now Tarzan’s got a tan

Clair

Combin’ her hair

Clair

Got eaten by a bear

Now Clair has no hair

Now Cheetah’s got no beeta

Now Rhonda’s got no Honda

Now Jane’s got a Pain

Now Tarzan’s got a tan