Funny Camp Songs

I’m a little acorn brown, Lying on the cold, cold ground. Everybody steps on me! That is why I’m cracked, you see! I’m a nut-t-t! I’m a nut-t-t! I’m a nut! I’m a nut! I’m a nut-t-t!

I’m a little acorn nut Sitting on the hard cold ground Everybody steps on me, that is why i’m cracked you see. I’M a nut, I’m a nut, I’m a nut I’m a nut I’m a nut. Took myself to a picture show, Sat right down in the very first row, Wrapped my arms around my waist, Got so fresh …

Alice, where are you going? Up-stairs to take a bath Alice, with legs like toothpicks And a neck like a giraffe-raf-raf Alice, stepped into the bathtub Pulled out the plug OH MY GOODNESS OH MY SOUL There goes Alice down the hole! Alice, where are you going? Glub, glub, glub Without your towel!

(Chorus) Alligator Alligator! ALLLLIGATOR! Can be your friend, can be your friend, can be your friend too. The alligator is my friend He has a lovely face I’d rather see him in the swamp Than to have him on my suitcase (Chorus) The alligator is my friend He has a very lovely pelt I’d rather see him in the swamp …

Alligator! Alligator! Can be your friend, can be your friend, can be your friend too! The alligator is my friend, He can be your friend too, If people would just understand, That he needs friendship too. Alligator! Alligator! Can be your friend, can be your friend, can be your friend too! The alligator ate my friend, He can eat your …

Alligator Song The alligator is my friend And he can be yours too I’d rather have him as my friend Than have him in my shoe Chorus Chorus: Alligator (whisper) Alligator (spoken) Alligator (Shout) Can be your friend Can be your friend Can be your friend too! The alligator is my friend He likes to swim and float I rather …

I’m bring home my baby bumble bee (mime holding something in hands) Won’t my mommy be so proud of me I’m bring home my baby bumble bee Ouch! It stung me! I’m smashing up my baby bumble bee (mime squishing something between hands) Won’t my mommy be so proud of me I’m smashing up my baby bumble bee Ugh! What …

I’m bringin’ home my baby bumblebee Won’t my mommy be so proud of me! I’m bringing home my baby bumble bee Ouch! It stung me! I’m smushin’ up my baby bumble bee Won’t my mama be so proud of me! I’m smushin’ up my baby bumble bee Ewe! It’s all over me! I’m lickin’ off my baby bumble bee Won’t …

Baby Bumble Bee I’m bring home my baby bumble bee Won’t my mommy be so proud of me I’m bring home my baby bumble bee Ouch! It stung me! I’m smashing up my baby bumble bee Won’t my mommy be so proud of me I’m smashing up my baby bumble bee Ugh! What a mess! I’m licking up my baby …

OH…. Wasn’t it a bit of luck That I was born a baby duck With yellow socks, and yellow shoes I can do whatever I choose. Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. GO….. DUCKS!!

Baby shark do do, do do do do Baby shark do do, do do do do Baby shark do do, do do do do Baby shark Repeat with using appropriate actions Mama Shark Papa Shark Grandma Shark Surfer Dude Went for a Swim Lost a Leg Lost an Arm 911 CPR It’s not working Reincarnation As a Baby Shark Mama …

bananas unite bananas split peel peel peel peel banana peel peel peel peel banana lean to the left lean to the right peel that banana with al your might

Bananas have no thumbs Bananas do not smile Bananas stand up straight Bananas unite! Banana Split (Chorus) Peel bananas, peel, peel bananas..ugh! Eat bananas, eat, eat, bananas…ugh! Shake bananas, shake, shake bananas‰Û_ugh! Go bananas, go, go bananas…ugh!

There are no, bananas in the sky, in the sky, There are no, bananas in the sky, in the sky, Theres a sun, and a moon, And a Coconut Cream Pie, But there are no, bananas in the sky, in the sky.

I u-da-loosed to play-da-lay my o-da-load banjo-da-lo And re-da-lest it on-a-lon my knee-da-lee-da-lee-da-lee But now-da-low these string-a-lings are broke-a-loke and so-da-lo they’re no more u-da-loose to me-da-lee-da-lee-da-lee I took-a-look them to-da-loo the mus-a-loose-ic shop-a-lop to see-da-lee what he-da-lee could do-da-loo-da-loo-da-loo And now-da-low these string-a-lings are good-da-lood and so-da-lo a And now I can play-da-lay for you-da-loo-da-loo-da-loo

Barfonyou, Barfonyou, Barfonyou In Russian that means that I love you If I had it my way I’d Barfonyou All Daaaay Barfonyou, Barfonyou, Barfonyou

My mom gave me a penny She said ‰ÛÏgo buy some candy‰Û But I didn’t buy no candy Instead I bought some Bubble Gum Bazooka-zooka bubble gum (Repeat with) Nickel ‰ÛÒ Pickle Dime ‰ÛÒ Lime Quarter ‰ÛÒ Water Dollar ‰ÛÒ Collar Five ‰ÛÒ Stay Alive

My mom gave me a penny She said go buy a henny But I didn’t buy no henny Instead I bought… Bubblegum! Bazooka zooka bubblegum! Bazooka zooka bubblegum! My mom gave me a nickel She said go buy a pickle But I didn’t buy no pickle Instead I bought… Bubblegum! Bazooka zooka bubblegum! Bazooka zooka bubblegum! My mom gave me …

(Clap hands together on “bubblegum” twirl hands together over head on “bazooka-zooka”, clap again on bubblegum) My mama gave me a penny She told me to buy a henny but I didn’t buy no henny Instead, I bought bubblegum! Bazooka-zooka bubblegum Bazooka-zooka bubblegum My mama gave me a nickel She told me to buy a pickle but i didn’t buy …

My dog Lima likes to roam One day Lima left his home He came back all nice and clean Where oh where had Lima been Lima been Lima been Where oh where has Lima bean Repeat subbing different bean names for the dog. Coffee Pinto Espresso

This is super fun song to sing realy loud and to see how many names of beans you may know. For the name in quotation marks insert a new bean name each time you sing it. My dog “navy” he likes to roam one day “navy” left his home he came back nice and clean where oh where has “navy” …

I’m a beaver You’re a beaver We are beavers all And when we get together We do our beaver call (make a noise and action like a beaver) I’m a turtle You’re a turtle We are turtles all And when we get together We do our turtle call. (Make a noise and action like a turtle) Pick an animal, make …

I’m a beaver, you’re a beaver, We are beavers all. And when we get together, We do the beaver call. (Use hands to mimic beaver teeth) Arrah, arrah, arrah, arrah, arrah, arrah, arrah, Arrah, arrah, arrah, arrah, arrah, arrah, arrah (Repeat using other animals and their sounds)

I woke up Monday morning and there upon the wall the skeeters and the bed bugs were playing a game of ball. The score was 19-20, the skeeters were ahead, the bed bugs hit a homerun and knocked me out of bed. Singing, eany meany meany miny mo, boom boom boom catch a bed bug bed bug by his toe, …

Big buffalo comes from the mountain far far away Big buffalo comes from the mountain far, far away Far, far away woop woop woop Far, far away woop woop woop Tiny little buffalo comes from the mountain far, far away Tiny little buffalo comes from the mountain far, far away Far, far away woop woop woop Far, far away woop …