There was a funny girl, she had a funny name
She got it from her pappy just the same, same, same.
Catalina Madalina, Hoopin Stina, Walla dina
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name.
She had two hairs on the top of her head
One was alive and the other was dead.
She had two eyes in the front of her head
One was green and the other was red.
She had two teeth in the front of her mouth
One pointed north and the other pointed south.
Her nose was so long that when she sneezed
It got caught in between her knees.
Her ears stuck out like the sails of a boat
Her Adam’s apple wandered up and down her throat.
She loved to polish her fingernails
She bought her polish in ten gallon pails.
The language that she spoke was an awful joke
Her head was made out of solid oak
Her feet were flat as bathroom mats
I forgot to ask how they got like that.
A ten ton truck hit our Madalina…
That was the end of that machine-a…