Well I ran around the corner and I ran around the block.
And I ran right into a donut shop.
Well I picked up a donut
Fresh from the grease
And I handed the lady a five cent piece.
Well she looked at the nickel
And she looked at me
And she said this money isn’t good you see
There’s a hole in the middle and it goes right through
And I said there’s a hole in the donut too
Thanks for the donut
(Can be sung in a round)