Have You Ever Been A Fishing?

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Have you ever been a-fishing on a hot summer day,

And seen all the little fishies swimming up and down the bay,

With their hands in their pockets and their pockets in their pants

And all the little fishies doin’ the hootchie kootchie dance.

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Tra-la-la-la-la, tra-la-la-la.

With their hands in their pockets and their pockets in their pants.

All the little fishies doin’ the hootchie kootchie dance.

Have you ever been fishing on a hot and sunny day

And you’re sitting on a bench and the bench gives way,

Aith an alligator snapping at the seat of your pants,

And all the little fishies doin’ the hootchie kootchie dance.

Have you ever been fishing on a cold, cold day

And seen all the little fishies frozen solid in the bay,

With their hands in their pockets and their pockets on their pants

And it’s too darn cold to do the hootchie kootchie dance.

Have you ever been fishing on a rainy, rainy day,

And seen all the little fishies with umbrellas in the bay,

With their hands in their pockets and their pockets on their pants,

All the little fishies doin’ the hootchie kootchie dance.

Have you ever been fishing on a hot and cold day,

And seen all the little fishies all confused in the bay,

With their hands in their pockets and their pockets on their shirts,

And they’re too darn confused to do the hootchie kootchie dance.