Have you ever gone fishing on a hot summer day,
Standing on the banks as the banks ran away,
with your hands in your pockets and your pockets in your pants,
Watching the fishies do the hoochie-koochie dance?
Well, I once had a chicken but she wouldn’t lay an egg,
so I poured hot water up and down her leg.
Well, the little chicken hollered and the little chicken begged.
Then the poor old chicken layed a hard-boiled egg.
Skunk in the barnyard…pee yew!