Have You Ever Gone Fishing?

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Have you ever gone fishing on a hot summer day,

Standing on the banks as the banks ran away,

with your hands in your pockets and your pockets in your pants,

Watching the fishies do the hoochie-koochie dance?

Well, I once had a chicken but she wouldn’t lay an egg,

so I poured hot water up and down her leg.

Well, the little chicken hollered and the little chicken begged.

Then the poor old chicken layed a hard-boiled egg.

Skunk in the barnyard…pee yew!