Well, I went to Cincinnati and I walked down the block,
And I walked right in to a doughnut shop,
And I pulled a doughnut out of the grease,
And I handed the Lady a 5 cent piece.
Well she looked at the nickel and she looked at me,
And she said ‘This nickel is no good to me,
It’s got a hole in the middle and the whole way through,’
And I told her the Doughnut had one too.