Legend of the Vinder Viper

An old man died and his son inherted his house. The son decided to sell the house and tried to find a real estate agent. But no one would help him because the house was haunted. So he decided to move in to the house and sell it himself. On his first night he got a phone call (say this with a high pitch scarry voice) “I AM THE VINDER VIPER AND I WILL BE THERE IN ONE YEAR”

The man didn’t think much of this phone call and 6 months passed, he still hadn’t sold the house and the phone rang again “I AM THE VINDER VIPER AND I WILL BE THERE IN 6 MONTHS” The man thought this was a little wierd but he ignored it… 3 months pass and he gets another phone call …”I AM THE VINDER VIPER AND I WILL BE THERE IN 3 MONTHS!”

He starts to get scared so he calls his friend on the police force and tells him about the phone calls. The police set up a trace on the phone 1 month later they get another call “I AM THE VINDER VIPER AND I WILL BE THERE IN 2 MONTHS!” The caller hangs up before the police trace the line. Another month passes and the same call “I AM THE VINDER VIPER AND I WILL BE THERE IN 1 MONTH!” Again, no luck in tracing the call.

Now the man is scared and calls his friend in the Army, who just so happens to be a general. The general sends in a few guys to guard the house and the calls keep happening! “I AM THE VINDER VIPER AND I WILL BE THERE IN 2 WEEKS!”

“1 WEEK” “6 DAYS” “5 DAYS” etc (drag it out as long as you want) each time adding something like the house is surrounded by guards, dogs, etc.

Everyone is now waiting for the Vinder Viper. Everyone is scared! The the last call comes in “I AM THE VINDER VIPER AND I WILL BE THERE IN 1 MINUTE!” Then a knock on the door and the man screams “Who IS it?!”

And a voice says ” I AM THE VINDER VIPER”

The man (in a crazy voice) “What do you want from me? Why are you haunting me?”

And a old cleaning lady with a german accent says…..

“I just vant to vipe your vindows”

Submitted by Tim Bellamy

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