Stand in a line and keep going down the line and have everyone be a different character.
“If I weren’t a Girl Scout (you can change to counselor, camper, or etc), what would I be? If I weren’t a Girl Scout, a ____________I would be.
A teacher I would be: Sit down, shut up, throw away your gum!
A Football Player I would be: Hut, hut, hike! There’s the girl I like.
An Army Man I would be: THE FEW! THE PROUD! I’m shouting really loud!
A shopper I would be: Charge it! Charge it! Daddy, Pay the bill!
A Bird Watcher I would be: Hark! A lark! Flying through the park! Splat!
A Cheerleader I would be: RAH, RAH, Ree! Kick em’ in the knee!
A flight attendant I would be: Coffee? Tea? Barf Bag? BLEH!
A farmer I would be: Give Bessie Give! That baby’s gunna Live!
A typist I would be: Ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka, ZING!
A laundry worker I would be: Starchy here, starchy there, starchy in your underwear!
A cook I would be: Mix it, bake it; heartburn-BURP!
A plumber I would be: Plunge it! Flush it! Look out below!
A Valley Girl I would be: Totally! Fer Sure! I just got a Manicure!
A Surfer I would be: Hey, Dave! Totally Gnarly wave!
A politician I would be:Raise the taxes, lower the pay, vote for me on election day!
A cyclist I would be: peddle, peddle, peddle, peddle; ring, ring, ring!
A house cleaner I would be: Ooh, a bug; squish it in the rug!
A DJ I would be: Miles of smiles on the radio dial.
A Baker I would be: Donuts! Eau Clairs! Buy My Buns now!
A Lawyer I would be: Honest. I swear, My client wasn’t there
A Ranger I would be: Get eaten by a bear, see if I care.
A doctor I would be: Take a pill; pay my bill! I’m going shopping!
If I weren’t a Girl Scout there’s nothing I’d rather be.