Juvenile Delinquent

Requirements

Oh, I’m a juvenile delinquent

I roam the streets ’til two a.m.

I drink with all the sailors

And I smoke with all the bums

I wait on the corner ’til my pickup comes

Oh, I’m a juvenile delinquent

And I don’t wanna go home

My mama hates me – I don’t wanna go home

My daddy hates me – I don’t wanna go home

And then there’s grandma, swingin’ on the outhouse door

She lost her nightie, swingin’ on the outhouse door

Now here comes grandpa, swingin’ on the outhouse door

He found her nightie, swingin’ on the outhouse door

He really likes her, swingin’ on the outhouse door

This is the last time, swingin’ on the outhouse door

Ha Ha I fooled ya, swingin’ on the outhouse door

Boom Boom