Requirements
Objective
Description
*The Buffalo Song-repeat after me style*
Across the windswept desert
Where cactus knows no man
Sat a buffalo and his brother
Lying in the sand
Said the buffalo to his brother
“Why do you lie that way?”
But his brother did not answer
Cuz he’d been dead since May
DEAD SINCE MAY!
Across the open kitchen
Where coleslaw knows no man
Lay a buffalo and his butter
Lying near the spam
Said the buffalo to his butter
“Why do you lie that way?”
But his butter did not answer
Cuz he was not Parkay
NOT PARKAY!
Across the open bathroom
Where plunger knows no man
Sat a buffalo and his plumber
Lying near the can
Said the buffalo to his plumber
“Why do you lie that way?”
But his plumber did not answer
Cuz he’d been pooped all day
POOPED ALL DAY!
