This story may sound scary, but the funnt aspect kicks in at the end.
A man near here was camping with his friends, and night had past. They heard rustling, but ignored it, and fell asleep.
The man, well call him Mike, noticed one of his friends was gone, he alerted his other friend, only to find him gone too.
Suddenly a large creature made of tentacles approached him, with blood on his mouth.
“I have had my taste of blood human, and now I desire knowledge.” the creature says
“W-W-What” Mike stammered out.
“I just can’t find out why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch!”