One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf police man heard the noise and came and shot those two dead boys.
And if you don’t believe this story is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
You can add characters to follow the action. Really ham it up. Lots of fun at campfires.