Tom (bursts into the store): Guess what! I left my wife reading the three little pigs and yesterday she gave birth to triplets!
Friend #1: Wow, that’s amazing! Congratulations!
Dick: Guess what I left my wife reading snow white and the seven dwarfs and she gave birth to 7 kids!
Harry: Good lord! I left my wife reading Ali Babba and the 40 thieves!!! (runs off stage)