The scene is set with an umpire, a catcher, a pitcher, first baseman, second baseman and third baseman.
The players run out to their positions, start talking and acting like they’re ready to play ball.
The Umpire tells the players to play ball.
Then the pitcher looks around with a worried expression and starts to cry.
The catcher goes out to see what the matter is and starts to cry as well. Follow the same routine with First, Second and Third Baseman.
The Umpire finally asks in exasperation what the matter is. The pitcher replies that they don’t have a ball.