1 camper is a doctor in his office. The other two campers are sleeping under the “stars”.
Two campers are sleeping peacefully when one of them jumps up and screams “AHHHH, I’ve been bitten by a rattle snake on the bum”.
Second camper: “Hold on I’ll go find out what to do”(runs/calls to doctor)
Second camper: (talking to doctor) “Doctor, Doctor my friend was bit by a rattle snake what should I do?” (1st camper is gingerly examining him bum and wincing in pain)
Doctor: “You must first suck out the poison”
Second camper: (returns to camp) Well, [first camper] doctor says you’re gonna die.