There is a chief who is handing out forks spoons and knives and plates to a group of campers.
The first camper asks, “Can I get a fork please?”
The chief replies “Sure here you go.”
Then the camper asks “How did you get it so clean?”
The chief replies, “River water.”
You do this with at least 3 more campers using different objects (forks spoons knives plates).
The last camper says “May I have a fork?”
The chief says “I have to clean some first.”
The chief yells “River water!” and a dog comes up and licks all the silverware.
All the campers act sick.