A cup, 2 plates, a fork or spoon
Camper comes along and explains he has been hiking for hours and asks you for a drink.
Give the cup to the camper.
The camper says, “Wow, this is really clean”
You reply by saying, “As clean as 3 rivers can get it”
Camper 2 comes in and explains that he needs food.
Hand him the plate. Camper says, “Wow, this is really clean!” You reply,”As clean as 3 rivers can get it!”
3rd camper comes and asks for food, give him another plate and a fork or spoon. Then that camper asks, “How do you get your dishes so clean?”
You reply, “My dog, Three Rivers!”
Submitted by John Perugini