3 campers lay on the ground, side by side, pretending to be asleep.
The 4th camper (acting as the camp counselor) stands by the group.
The camper laying the furthest away rolls over the two campers and asks the counselor if he can go wee.
The counselor says, “No, now go back to sleep.”
Then he rolls back over. He then rolls over again and tells the counselor, “Man, I really got to go wee!”
The counselor says “NO! Go back to sleep now!”
He then rolls back over. He then again rolls back over and says, “I really really, reeeallllly got to go wee!
The counselor says, “Well, if you have to go that bad… go ahead.”
So he gets up starts skipping around yelling, “WEE, WEE, WEE!!!”