General: Welcome to the world’s finest recruiting barracks!
(last recruit in line sneezes)
General: Who sneezed? (goes up to the first recruit) did you sneeze?
Recruit 1: NO, I was tying my shoe!
(General takes stick and hits the recruit, who then falls to the ground!)
(This continues down the line)
General says to last guy in line: Did you sneeze!?
Last person says: Yes, sir.