One small, one large scout, and another scout
The large scout is walking like a horse down the street (stage) with the third scout.
The small scout walks up to them and says, “Sir that is the most beautiful horse I have ever seen, can I buy it”.
The third scout says, “Why you want to buy my horse, she doesn’t look so good.”
The small scout says, “What are you talking about, that is the most beautiful horse I have ever seen, please let me buy it.”
The third scout says once again “Why, my horse doesn’t look so good”.
The small scout is starting to get upset and says, “I will give you a thousand dollars for that horse.”
The third scout agrees, the small scout gets on the big scout and rides off, they run into a tree.
The small scout walks the big scout back to the third scout and says, “You sold me a blind horse.Û
The third scout says, “I told you sir, my horse she doesn’t look so good.”