Counselor: (walking back and forth in front of group) Ok, guys, I know that we’re all a little down. That flood eight days ago completely wiped out all that we had. But still I am proud of all of you; after all, we have survived with nothing but each other for more than a week.
I do, however, have some good news. I also have some bad news though.
The good news is that we all get new underwear!!!
ALL CAMPERS: (excitedly, jump up and down) Yeah!!!
Counselor: Now the bad news…..you have to trade with him, you two switch, and you get his (etc) !!!